What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?